30 June 2009

Funny Joke

I think I saw this before, but it's still funny:

My Duck is Dead

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.

"$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

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28 June 2009

A Few Quick Photos from San Diego


Yeah, It's touristy, but still fun. More to come...




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21 June 2009

Papi Sunday


Happy Father's Day to all of my fellow dads (including you, Dad).


We dads tend to get overshadowed by Mother's Day, but that's okay. Moms deserve a lot of credit for all they do.

But we're pretty special too. Let's not forget that it takes two to tango!

You're probably wondering about today's photos. I read about Big Papi En Fuego on The View From 312 Feet. How could I resist ordering a few bottles? Papi arrived a few days ago. I ordered the original and "off the wall triple.)

Yesterday, I whipped up a veggie stir fry for lunch and threw in some "off the wall." Boy, was it ever eye watering, nose running good! Papi makes a pretty tasty hot sauce. Maybe I'll bold up and order the "Grand Slam" next time. You should give it a try as well.

Speaking of Papi, it appears that he is finally breaking out of his season long funk. The Sox have managed to regain 1st place despite Papi's slump. That bodes well for the rest of the season.

In other news, me and the fam are hitting the skies today for our annual out of state pilgrimage. This year, we're heading to San Diego! Yes, it's time to ditch the rain, break out the shorts and head south. I'm looking forward to some time by the ocean, riding some coasters at Disneyland, getting splashed by Shamu and running by the beach.

We'll be meeting some family members in CA at various points during the week. My wife's cousin and kids will be joining us for a day at the beach. Then, my sister and her son will fly in from Tucson for a few days. All in all, we should have a pretty fun week.

I'll try to post some CA pictures later this week. Well, have a great week. I know I will!

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17 June 2009

I Really Like This Song



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14 June 2009

Lilac Sunday


Lilacs in the yard have come into bloom. With the lilacs come butterflies. I've been watching these butterflies cruise by my office window for a few days. Yesterday, I didn't have my camera ready, but today, I caught one of these beauties feasting on a lilac flower.

As far as I can tell, this variety of butterfly is called an Anise Swallowtail. If you are a butterfly expert, please correct me if I'm wrong.

This world constantly amazes me. If you open up your mind and start looking around with a different perspective, opportunities are boundless. Several years ago, when I dabbled in watercolor painting, an artist friend and I discussed how painters look at the world differently. We talked about how artists look at the sky and try to determine hues as well as color blends.

Artists also look at the world through a frame. Photographers, as well. Photoshopping has made framing corrections easier, but artists still view the world through frames. it's a different mindset.

Artists factor lighting into life. In photography, lighting is critical. Ansel Adams, one of my favorite photographers, would wait hours and hours for lighting conditions to change in order to capture dramatic nature shots. I have been working more on recognizing lighting in my photography.

There are many factors to consider in becoming a better photographer. The more I learn, the more frustrated I become. Most likely, I'll take at least a few more digital photography classes in the near future. Unless you practice and experiment daily with your camera, remembering how to adequately adjust settings is quite a task.

Okay, enough about that stuff...

Did you check out that Tower of Power video? Those guys really brought it. I just downloaded a John Mayer/Herbie Hancock song called Stitched Up. It's good!

As I've gotten more serious about training for the half-marathon, I've been downloading a lot of new music from iTunes. Any distraction from the one foot after the other grind of a long run. I've been loading more upbeat songs; more hip hop and funk. I'm still using my old iPod for running because it's more compact than the iTouch. Because it's only a 2gb however, I have to keep removing songs so I can replace them with newer stuff. I've been removing country/western songs. I like C & W, but I need more power for running!

I'm sure this is all very fascinating! Sorry, that's what's on my mind this morning. All of the above... and baseball.

The BoSox have been on a serious winning streak lately. You know I like that. The Sox continuing dominance over the Skanks has been marvelous! Beckett and Lester have come around, Ellsbury has come into his own and Jason Bay has shown to be more than an adequate replacement for the man-child. The Sox lead 4-1 over Philly as I write. Is another sweep is the works? (Update - No! I put the whammy on the Sox. Philly beat the pants off of the Sox today.)

Speaking of the Sox, The View From 312 Feet continues to be my favorite Red Sox blog. Author, Liz, never responds to comments (which is a bit annoying), but she has some amazing insight to Red Sox happenings on and off the field. Methinks that Liz may work for the Sox and that is why she does not reveal her true identity. Whatever the case, her inside view impresses and entices me to her website on a daily basis. Carry on, Liz...

Time to carry on. I was supposed to go for a 9 mile run this morning, but after a restless night, I postponed my trek. I will now have to run in afternoon heat instead. Running through the cottonwood bloom friday evening kicked the allergies into high gear. I'm trying to get that under control today as well. Ahh, how we punish ourselves!

Cheers. I wish a good week to you!

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13 June 2009

Get U Funk Up!

Just a little more TOP, no matter what time of day!



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Baby Time




Cat watching robin. Deer watching cat...



Another year...




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07 June 2009

A Quiet Sunday

I completed most of my crappy chores yesterday so I could relax today. Saturday, I cleaned the kitchen countertop, fed my daughter and three of her sleepover friends, cleaned the dining room table, cleaned the fish tank, went for a 5.5 mile run and took the recyclables to the recycle center. I also took the kids to the mall for a couple of hours. Yup, it was a Saturday. My wife attended a CE course for the day. That is why my day quickly got out of hand.

Today, I plan to watch the Sox on TBS while getting my miles in on the treadmill. This afternoon, the family unit will attend a graduation celebration for our friends' son. Like everyone says, kids grow up fast. My daughter graduates from eighth grade on Tuesday. It's off to high school this Fall. My son will start sixth grade next school year. Wow!

I'm so proud of my kids. Both are consistently straight A students (a B sneaks in once in a great while). For all the harping I lay on them, they really are great kids. They complete me.


I hadn't seen mama deer for a while. My daughter spotted her this morning across the street. I looked out the window and saw a fantastic photo op. I hope you enjoy the view as much as I did. If I could have locked the focus in on the deer a bit more , the shot would have really been special, but I'm happy with the way it turned out. I hope mama hides her youngster in my yard. It makes each June a bit better.

Well, the Sox moment has arrived. Have a great week!

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